I WANT TO GO BACK TO THE TIME WHEN . .

The net on a tennis court was the perfect height to play volleyball and rules didn't matter.

It was magic when dad would "remove" his thumb.

It was unbelievable that dodgeball wasn't an Olympic event.

Having a weapon in school meant being caught with a slingshot.

Nobody was prettier than mom.

Nobody was stronger than dad.

Saturday morning cartoons weren't 30-minute ads for action figures.

No shopping trip was complete unless a new toy was brought home.

"Oly-oly-oxen-all-in-free" made perfect sense.

Spinning the bottle for a kiss.

War was a card game.

Baseball cards in the spokes transformed any bike into a motorcycle.

Taking drugs meant orange-flavored chewable aspirin.

Ice cream was considered a basic food group.

If you can remember most or all of these, then you have lived!!!!

Remembering Good Things ....

Do you remember when Mom was at home when the kids got home from school;
when nobody owned a purebred dog;
when a quarter was a decent allowance, and another quarter a huge bonus;
when you'd reach into a muddy gutter for a penny;
when all of your male teachers wore neckties,
and female teachers had their hair done and wore high heels;
when nobody wore jeans to school...ever!

When you got your windshield cleaned, oil checked and gas pumped without asking, all for free, every time, and, you didn't pay for air, and, you got trading stamps to boot!

When it was a great privilege to go out to dinner at a real restaurant with your parents;
when the worst thing you could do at school was smoke in the bathrooms, flunk a test or chew gum.

When a new Chevy was every-one's dream car, to cruise, peel out or watch submarine races;
and people went steady and girls wore a class ring with an inch of wrapped yarn so it would fit her finger.
And no one ever asked where the car keys were because they were always in
the car, in the ignition, and the doors were never locked. And you got in
big trouble if you accidentally locked the doors at home, since no one ever
had a key.

Remember lying on your back on the grass with your friends and saying things
like, "That cloud looks like a..."

Remember playing baseball with no adults to help kids with the rules because
baseball was a game.

Remember when stuff from the store came without safety caps and hermetic seals because no one had yet tried to poison a perfect stranger.

And with all our progress, you wish, just once, you could slip back in time and savor the slower pace and share it with the children of today.

Remember when being sent to the principals office was nothing compared to the fate that awaited a misbehaving student at home. Basically, we were in fear for our lives, but it wasn't because of drive by shootings, drugs, gangs, etc. Our parents and grandparents were a much bigger threat! But we all survived because their love was greater than the threat.

Go back with me for a minute...before the Internet or the Personal Computer...
Before semi automatics and crack...before SEGA or Playstation 2...way back...
I'm talking about hide and go seek at dusk, red light/green light, kick the can, playing kickball & dodge-ball until your porch light came on. And Mother May I? Red Rover, hula hoops, roller skating to music, running through the sprinkler...and...catching lightning bugs in a jar?

Remember Christmas morning; your first day of school; bedtime prayers and
goodnight kisses; climbing trees; getting an ice cream off the ice cream truck; a million mosquito bites and sticky fingers; jumping on the bed; pillow fights;
running till you were out of breath, laughing so hard your stomach hurt;
being tired from playing; your first crush...remember that?

I'm not finished yet...Kool-Aid was the drink of summer; toting your friends
on your handle bars; wearing your new shoes on the first day of school and class field trips.

Didn't that feel good? Just to go back and say, "Yeah. I remember that!" There's nothing like the good old days. They were good then, and they're good now when we think about them.

Share some of these thoughts with a friend who can relate, then share it with someone that missed out on them.

I want to go back to the time when...decisions were made by going
"eeny-meeny-miney-mo" and mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, "DO
OVER!"

"Race issue" meant arguing about who ran the fastest; money issues were handled by whoever was the banker in Monopoly; catching fireflies could happily occupy an entire evening; and it wasn't odd to have two or three best friends.

Being old referred to anyone over 20, and the worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was cooties.

Scrapes and bruises were kissed and made better; it was a big deal to finally be tall enough to ride the big people rides at the amusement park; getting a foot of snow was a dream come true; abilities were discovered because of a double-dog-dare; spinning around, getting dizzy and falling down was cause for giggles; the worst embarrassment was being picked last for the team; water balloons are the ultimate weapon; and older siblings were the worst tormentors, but also the fiercest
protectors.

***I dare you to share your stories with us, I double dare you