Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Come to Visit and Like to Complain About Our Pet(s):

1. They live here. You don't.

2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.

3. I like my pet(s) a lot better than I like most people.

4. To you, it's just an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly, with their own personality who is apart of my family, and has a name.

5. They make me happy.